funglewood
(old hand)
2/23/00 06:31 PM
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Re: My Penis
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is that a knock at your door? well, i wouldn't bet that it's Reader's Digest come to hire you as a writer. hell, i've seen better erotica in anatomy textbooks. . . .
man, i'm glad that women don't have to pretend to like that shit anymore.
just a thought.
"ignorance and apathy are the enemies of freedom."
like i care.
wonko.
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dormouse
(veteran)
2/23/00 08:29 PM
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Re: erotica?
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What was supposed to be the point of that ramble of yours, jer?
Anyone ever notice how strange any attempt at dirty pillow talk looks really dumb in print?
"o yeah baby yeah you're good, yeah ooo baby i'm coming oooooyeah baby...."
"oh yes shove your cock in, oh yeah tahat's good, oh oh oh ooooo...." ect.
That's got to be one of the worst problems with porn mags.
Dormouse from Somewhere else.
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DerekBowler
(newbie)
2/24/00 07:00 AM
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Re: erotica?
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Oh dear... This seems to have deteriorated into something a far and filthy cry from my original intent. There is certainly a time and place for smut, but MY point was merely to mention, proudly and with no shame, MY point(so to speak). As a related matter of potential interest, I would like it to be known (and accepted) that every second vowel being entered in these little missives is, in fact, being typed by the head of that very penis to which I earlier refered.
Thank-you for your time & patience.
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funglewood
(old hand)
2/24/00 07:51 AM
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Re: erotica?
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derek, keep hitting those Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters!
seriously, i was really wondering, is there any particular type of pot that can help me get the most wear and tear (so to speak) from my member?
"why does it hurt when i pee?" -frank zappa.
"ignorance and apathy are the enemies of freedom."
like i care.
wonko.
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FlashGordon
(old hand)
2/26/00 02:44 AM
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Re: erotica?
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well naturally i would assume sativa would be better than idicas for that haze or anything with alot of sativa ask mark he would know
Enjoys the Healing Herb
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funglewood
(old hand)
2/26/00 07:34 AM
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Re: erotica?
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well, flash, i try not to ask marc anything, anymore. it would seem that i'm in his bad books. *whimper*
i have a haze/herer cross growing in my spare room right now. i'll let you know, come the harvest.
thank you,
wonko.
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dormouse
(veteran)
2/26/00 10:11 AM
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longer penis
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I couldn't help but notice how long this penis thread was getting, and just had to help it aLONG.
Not that longer is better, just that the more people talk about supposedly private things, the more open-minded we all are.
Dormouse from Somewhere else.
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DerekBowler
(newbie)
2/26/00 11:57 AM
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Re: longer penis
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My penis is, as you say, undeniably long. I'm just glad I was not the first to make note of it publicly. Thanks Dormouse, you can come to my "T" party anytime.
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Island_Girl
(member)
3/3/00 03:51 PM
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Re: longer penis
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I just want to put in my two cents again -)
Here is to those who Question size.
Please do not ask us females what is he biggest we've had.
First. as long as it is not miniature size, what really counts is what you do with it, how you do it, and what else is attached to it.
Second, if we are sitting there measuring them, then it must not be doing its job.
Guys are the only ones who obsess about size, with a few female exceptions.
So be proud of what you have, just the way it is.
Peace
~Island Girl~
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phranklin
(journeyman)
3/3/00 05:53 PM
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Re: longer penis
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Is it me, or do you cum harder when you're stoned? Orgasm intensifier..?
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