horny_toker
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12/23/00 04:12 AM
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Hot stuff
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This afternoon I went to the local head shop/café to enjoy a joint. I ended up talking to a couple, but when they left, a man asked if he could sit with me. We talked for about an hour before leaving and him trying to pick me up.
Still very stoned and feeling rather good about myself, I decide to check out the local sex shops in my altered state. Strutting my stuff walking down the street. I met up with the guy I live with and we entered one of the stores. When we were in the store, this one guy kept telling the guy I live with that he is one very lucky guy. I was buying a few toys for myself and he was surprised that I was not embarrassed. Leaving the store, he joined us to walk with us. I nearly burst out in hysterics when the guy asked if we would have a three some with him. The guy I was with nearly dropped dead of a hear attack. He is very anal retentive and does not know how to enjoy life. For the rest of the night I have been continuing to laugh at the thought of his expression. He doesn't do those sort of things.
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Boris_the_Spider
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12/23/00 06:25 AM
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Re: Hot stuff
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Someone who's got the balls to come out with a comment like that is either going to be a real geek or someone who's likley to give you a very good time! Last time my ex-wife and I met someone as bold as that we ended up meeting friends of friends, joining a regular party group in London and there are still a couple of people I see regularly now - some 15 years on!
Think about how it might have gone for you................
Boris
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Dana Larsen
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12/23/00 12:42 PM
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Re: Hot stuff
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Too bad your boyfriend is not into it. You might have missed out on a good time!
Dana Larsen
Editor, Cannabis Culture Magazine
ccmag@cannabisculture.com
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horny_toker
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12/23/00 10:12 PM
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Re: Hot stuff
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I may just have to find someone who is into it.
Hell, good time? I would have had a fuckin' good time!!!!
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Marc Scott Emery
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12/26/00 12:13 PM
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Re: Hot stuff
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I can't help but think this horny toker woman (best name I ever encountered) should be getting lots of enticing e-mail, right guys?
Please keep me posted on developments, horny toker, I await the details of your next ass-rimming, gash shaving, buzzing toy, pot-fuelled erotic disneyland threesome. Throw some 2C-B in there, just to shove all 3 of you over the edge. Then report back to Marc here.
Right here. I'm not moving, not until you go have that threesome, girl! And report back!
Marc Emery - Moderator
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PetePeva
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12/27/00 04:50 PM
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Re: Hot stuff
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And thats from the MODERATOR!
Pete
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horny_toker
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12/27/00 06:18 PM
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Re: Hot stuff
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Where's the enticing e-mail guys?
As it stands, there is no threesome planned in the immediate future. I won't give up. I plan to have an incredible threesome, when I do have one. Details may follow.
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Zoomer
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12/27/00 09:14 PM
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Re: Hot stuff
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Hmmmm....Might be sensory overload...tell us about yourself...
ciao
Fly like an eagle..
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Marc Scott Emery
(superposter)
12/27/00 10:26 PM
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Re: Hot stuff
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And remember, Ms. H. Toker, I am always (ALWAYS) available for any spiritual guidance in these areas, which, as you may have gleaned, I have experience in.
Things to have on hand for a 6-12 hour threesome marathon:
2 Viagra tablets, 100 milligrams
1 bottle Astroglide
Her favorite albums playing
Chocolate Strawberries
Hagen-Daaz ice cream
A Restaurant Home Delivery Menu
Lots of pillows
Zillions of lit candles
Make frequent use of shower/bath
A big bubbly bath for her (starters with those chocolate strawberries)
Oh, and I'll add more as I recall the splendour of previous threesomes...
Marc Emery - Moderator
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horny_toker
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12/28/00 02:15 AM
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Re: Hot stuff
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Luckily for me (and any potential threesome joiners), I have a very creative imagination. Put that with double jointed hips and voilá.
How would you give that spiritual guidance, may I ask?
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