woflturd
(journeyman)
4/8/01 02:44 PM
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"Farting" on your plants
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This shit had me laughing like hell! Someone posted that, among other enhancements, a ripe fart could/would increase yeild. That Taco Bell burrito you ate just might do the trick!
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sb5
(enthusiast)
4/8/01 09:48 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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are you that much of a loser that you cant think of any *REAL* questions to post, so ya gotta try and be the class clown? take your elementary immaturaty elsewhere, kid.
sb5
dont fuck with my fucking pipe
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dickduck
(journeyman)
4/9/01 06:54 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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I think that methane is the main gas in an ill wind. I do not think that there is any benifit to the plant from mathane however there may be trace elements that could be used. If you adopt this practice you may develop spotted leaves. These brown spots should not be diagnosed as some nute deficiency, or presence of critters. Rather, they should be hailed as proof of gods intent that man develop jet propulsion for transport. Hence the term "racing stripes".
Seriously though, I don't think it'll help. Further the methane may be dangerous round that HOT light. Try to explain that one in the emergency ward. Man, wouldn't that just burn yer ass.
Richard Canard
Have you read between the news? Canada is abuzz!
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woflturd
(journeyman)
4/9/01 06:56 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Sorry if that was offensive sb5. I may be an old fart but I still have my sense of humor. This message board seems to be lacking humor at times, lighten up. If you don't like it, you leave. It might not be funny to you, but those slightly twisted individuals like myself may get a chukle. Again, sorry sb5 if I have offended you. As a courtesy to you, I'll not post another possibly offensive message...
Frankly, I'll be glad when it's gone!
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BlazeOne
(newbie)
4/9/01 08:11 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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ahhh dont feel bad man you meant no harm,i thought it was funny as hell. I cant believe some fool actually thought that would be good for yer plants,hahaha,you will never catch me aimin projectile farts at my plants,hell no,but that was a funny post,keep em coming and stay blazed..........
"A Coward Dies A Thousand Deaths,A Souljah Dies But One"......
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The_Spectre
(enthusiast)
4/9/01 08:30 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Don't worry about it Wolfturd. If it's related to growing, post it. Respectfully speaking Sb5, all he said was fart. Your little "saying" at the bottom of your post is far more offensive and immature to me than "fart" but it's your right to speak and I respect it....
Less is more...
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dickduck
(journeyman)
4/9/01 08:38 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Sorta ridin' the wire here. Although the thread is amusing, and grow related, I wouldn't want to see a flurry of "humor" posts. Rather prefer to remain focused on the job at hand. That is after all, why I came in the 1st place.
As for the "flamin" responses well, some tend to side to it. I personally find it more abhorrent than the juvenile humor but, if I were to feel need to bitch about it, I might find a more tactful delivery rather than jump right into the boat.
If it's any consellation to any who are trying to hold to a semblence of sanity to this thread, You can fart at your compost pile, that won't hurt; Not at your plants, your friends or your family (including pets even if they start it).
Bleary post, sorry. A toke n' a coffee may help.
Richard Canard
Have you read between the news? Canada is abuzz!
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Simon
(enthusiast)
4/9/01 08:40 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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LOL sb5, You're at it again!!
You got super bitchy when I commented on your "joking" post about abbreviations. Wolfturd is doing what you thought was just fine a few days ago.
Not that I want to start this shit up again, but keep your double standards to yourself.
Cats like the chronic too!!
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sb5
(enthusiast)
4/9/01 09:50 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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hot damn, you all need to lighten up......... I TOO, WAS JOKING THERE .....
so in conclusion, kiss my ass. this board is made up of nothing but kids, a waste of time.
sb5
dont fuck with my fucking pipe
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panama
(superposter)
4/9/01 10:16 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Did'nt read like a joke to me...Bye.......panama
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Potsy
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4/9/01 10:49 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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yur all high!!! Pot
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Khai
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4/9/01 07:58 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Man, Fuck all you Motha Fuckas!
hehe
Khai
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philerator
(enthusiast)
4/10/01 03:49 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Read the first 2 posts again folks and decide which one's the joke and which one is a very heavy putdown for yourselves.
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PurpleDurban
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4/10/01 12:11 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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I myself am not too sure what the impetus behind sb5's comment was. I would figure that a joke would include a smiley face or something. But I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and get on with more pressing matters.
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texasrebel
(superposter)
4/10/01 03:08 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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i think the "DONT FUCK WITH MY FUCKING PIPE" is a little more aggressive than a "Fart on your plants" topic. Just my two cents. That guy sounds like a dick.
"...Because I Am, whatever you say I am, Jennifer Lopez dropped Puffy to make me her man..."
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JesusWeed
(journeyman)
4/10/01 07:05 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Assholes always claim to be joking when they are confronted by the majority of their peers.
1st post was very funny
2nd post mean and hurtfull
If we are all kids... go find the adult MJ forums..
Peace
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woflturd
(member)
4/10/01 07:45 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Thanks for all your input guys. Wish there was a way to NUKE this thread. 8-)
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4free
(superposter)
4/10/01 09:10 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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BBBOOOOOOM!
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growganja
(journeyman)
4/11/01 08:06 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Its pretty much a childish question
but i wouldnt do it just sounds too immature to me
hm who cares anyways this post should be locked or something because all it did was create rant
so lock it up someone
i think * Is a 400 watt HPS good for 3-5 plants? * is a better question and more Brain behind it..
peace
Peace, Love, Unity, Respect!
Be Safe - DANK
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Stedd90
(superposter)
4/11/01 01:58 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Make sure you don't touch your ass on that bulb, it might stick! Haaa :)
Sted - A friend with weed is a friend indeed
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sb5
(enthusiast)
4/12/01 00:43 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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not joking.... dick, your a fucking dumbass.
as for woflturd... got your PM, sorry i couldnt reply... the PM system must be down tonight.. heres my message in whole:
hey bro.... havent been on because ive been (and still am...) at the hospital. my g/f had our baby tuesday morning, 935am :) baby girl :):):):) our first....!!
anyhow, will be heading back home tomorrow, should be on a little more, but not too much or as much as usual for a few weeks until things get normal again at home....
grow on broham!
sb5
ps... thanks for the compliments :)
sb5
dont fuck with my fucking pipe
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woflturd
(member)
4/12/01 07:07 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Congrats on the new baby girl sb5. Now you gotta get rid of the growroom and put the baby bed in there. And yes, this post is off topic.
Good luck sb5.
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jeezimidiot
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4/12/01 11:46 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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hmm .. funny thread. sb5.. hah man. Id consider putting that kid up for adoption... a guy whose quote is "dont fuck with my fucking pipe" and a guy who makes immature comments about a humerous thread and then trys to cover it up by saying he was joking isnt ready for such resposibility. giggle
"It was nobody's fault.. it was all my own" -Spineshank
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The_Spectre
(enthusiast)
4/12/01 12:04 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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I regretfully have to agree...weird thread....My PM has always worked....It's almost like you want us all to read the daughter message to sort of soften your image. Your a strange cat......
Less is more...
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fastlearner
(journeyman)
4/12/01 12:32 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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I LOVE ALL OF YOU!! GIVE YOURSELVES A HUG AND A BIG PUFF RIGHT NOW!! REALLY!! I DARE YOU TO REALLY GIVE YOURSELF A HUG RIGHT NOW AND NOT SMILE.......SEE!! LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE. I've seen posts about people putting shit on there plants as compost, at least a fart is a lot funnier than shit. I myself (childish or not) have laughed my ass of at a fart before but never even chuckled about shit. Think it over. Congrats on the baby.
Be Cool!!
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breedlove
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4/12/01 04:35 PM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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Hey everybody,
I...god damn...people are a trip, ain't we?
Peace brothers and sistas
breedlove
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sb5
(enthusiast)
4/16/01 09:40 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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actually when i tried emailing him it did not work and i wanted him to read my reply to his email asap. i kept getting an ODBC db error that day, worked fine today when i tried though.
yes the grow room is gone, baby moved in lol all my shit was moved outdoors, nowhere near home for safety. i really enjoy growing outdoors, especially in florida (year-round)... one day ill resirect (sp) the indoor, for now more pressing responsibilities.
later
sb5
dont fuck with my fucking pipe
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sb5
(enthusiast)
4/16/01 09:43 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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thanks fast...
the other night after a few celebratory cocktails with the neighbor i let one rip on one of my (mj) girls, we'll see if it does anything. LOL
(see the LOL... means im laughing... hahah, ill try and make sure my emotions are crisp and clear from now on, as not to cause anymore SHIT. HAHA)
peace
sb5
dont fuck with my fucking pipe
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sb5
(enthusiast)
4/16/01 09:47 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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jeez... got the quote from my beloved pipe, says that right on the tube... ill try and scan her and post the pic later tonight.
peace.
sb5
sb5
dont fuck with my fucking pipe
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michael420
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4/16/01 10:11 AM
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Re: "Farting" on your plants
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dont panic it is Organic.
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